Do you like the awkwardness of a first date combined with the immediacy of a live television broadcast? Because Daron Sutton and Mark Grace, the television voices of the Arizona Diamondbacks, have got a treat for you.
Chris Davis is Sunday’s MVP.
From the plate: 0-for-8, 5 SO, 5 LOB, 1 GIDP
On the mound: 2 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 1 BB, 2 SO
Oh yeah, he averaged nearly 89 mph, nearly 13 mph more than Jamie Moyer who is actually paid to pitch, and he got his opposing hitter-turned-pitcher, Darnell McDonald, to ground into the game-ending double play.
The Orioles also have the best record in the game. Baseball, everybody!
If Life Worked Like the NCAA’s UConn APR Ban
You get pulled over by a cop for a tail light out. He also had you on the radar gun going 60 in a 60mph zone. He tells you your tail light is out and sends you on your merry way. The state then decides to lower the speed limit on that road to 55. You are issued a speeding ticket.
You have a cumulative GPA of 2.25. Which is above the 2.0 required to stay in school. Your school then decides that from now on, you need to have a 2.3 to stay in school. They then kick you out.
You rent an apartment for $600 a month. You pay your rent of $600. Your landlord then decides your rent was really $700. You are evicted.
You’re defusing a bomb. You have 3 seconds to cut the red wire. You cut the red wire in 2.5 seconds. The bomb then decides you actually needed to cut the red wire in 2 seconds. You explode.
